Big Mammas Pinot Grigio

Name: Big Mamma’s Pinot Grigio
Type: White
Grape: Pinot Grigio
Origin: Italy
Year: 2003
Producer: Boutinot Wine Estates
Price: $1.99

Smells like rotting garbage and the flavor is truly, truly disgusting. This is one of the cheapest wines I’ve ever tried (no small feat) and it’s 5 years old which is a long time for a Pinot Grigio to sit on the shelf so that explains the price. Still though, if you see this wine in a store RUN, do not walk, in the other direction as fast as you can. Seriously.

Avia Riesling

Name: Avia Riesling
Type: White
Grape: Riesling
Origin: Slovenia
Year: 2006
Producer: Vinska Klet Goriska BRDA
Price: $3.99

This one is very light yellow and smells like garbage, and maybe a touch of melon. The flavor is so light as to be watery and just ever so slightly sweet and tart. Not much of a flavor to tell the truth. I have not had good luck with the Slovenian Avia wines in general, I think I may avoid the brand moving forward.

Marcus James Riesling

Name: Marcus James Riesling

Type: White

Grape: Riesling

Origin: Argentina

Year: 2007

Producer: Fecovita

Price: $3.99

I have a couple of dueling $4 Rieslings here and this one is light yellow in color and smells of apple. The flavor is semi-sweet and has tart notes of Fuji apple. It isn’t a bad for a super cheap Riesling but it contains virtually nothing of what I love about Rieslings.

Wine 4 All Sauvignon Blanc

Name: Wine 4 All Sauvignon Blanc
Type: White
Grape: Sauvignon Blanc
Origin: Argentina
Year: 2006
Producer: FDL 79232 Prahecq – France
Price: $6.00

A relatively cheap Sauvignon Blanc, this one is straw-colored and has a grassy aroma. The flavor is dry and fairly thin with distinct herbal notes. I expected more honestly. It’s cheap Sauvignon Blanc but not super cheap so I expected a bit of depth and there’s none to be had here.

Hess Sauvignon Blanc

Name: Hess Sauvignon Blanc
Type: White
Grape: Sauvignon Blanc
Origin: U.S. – California
Year: 2006
Producer: Hess Collection Winery
Price: $12.99

Nice color and grassy aroma. Clean and crisp flavor with melon and herbal notes. It’s more or less what an inexpensive Sauvignon Blanc should taste like. Recommended.

Cavit Pinot Grigio

Name: Cavit Pinot Grigio
Type: White
Grape: Pinot Grigio
Origin: Italy
Year: 2006
Producer: Cavit S.C.
Price: $8.99

Summer is getting close after this long winter, thank goodness. And I’m getting a hankering for some of the libations of summer. One of those is a nicely chilled Pinot Grigio, perfectly light and refreshing on a warm day. This Cavit has a little more color than a typical Pinot Grigio and the aroma is an understated honeysuckle. The flavor is bad. Yuck. Unfortunately it’s complex and bad so it’s harder to describe. You know how sometimes when you grow a fruit it will get mixed up with another fruit and while you like the two independently, the mixed flavor is nasty? Kinda like what happened when Bruce Willis and Demi Moore procreated? That’s what this tastes like, an experiment in the development of new citrus fruits gone horribly awry. An ass-flavored finish tops off the wretched experience.

Oak Vineyards Chardonnay

Name: Oak Vineyards
Type: White
Grape: Chardonnay
Origin: U.S. – California
Year: 2005
Producer: Oak Vineyards
Price: $4.00

Another $4 bottle, this is my third in a row. I’m going to have to drink a $20 bottle this weekend to cleanse my palate. This chard has a bright straw color but the clarity is a bit lacking. This is quite rare these days and since I’ve been reviewing I think it’s the first time I’ve seen a wine that didn’t have near perfect clarity. It looks like it is mildly carbonated but it isn’t, there are just lots of little bits of sediment floating around in the glass. Very strange. It settles if you let it sit but the sediment is still there. It smells stale and of apple. The flavor is sweet for a chardonnay and it has an oaky finish. I generally don’t care for oaky chardonnay but it’s not bad for four bucks a bottle if you can get past the clarity.

Kiwi Elements Sauvignon Blanc

Name: Kiwi Elements Sauvignon Blanc
Type: White
Grape: Sauvignon Blanc
Origin: New Zealand
Year: 2004
Producer: World Wines Ltd.
Price: $8.33

As you’ll see from the label, this wine is named after the Kiwi bird, not the fruit. It has a very light yellow color and floral scents with hints of darker fruit like raisins. The flavor is fairly dry, mildly acidic and it has some tart, unripe lemon notes. I definitely don’t love it the way I love some Sauvignon Blancs, it tastes kind of cheap. It’s just ok.

Cheap White Wine

Name: Cheap White Wine
Type: White
Grape: White Blend
Origin: U.S. – California
Year: Non-vintage
Producer: Vin Ordinaire, Ltd.

Price: $6.00

Light straw in color with a grassy, citrus aroma. The flavor is just very basic. Not offensive in any way, not interesting in any way. It’s on par in terms of quality with the Cheap Red Wine I already reviewed. It also delivers exactly on the promise of the label. The label also says that the most important thing about a wine is that you enjoy it. This is adequate table wine but I think “enjoy” is an overstatement.

Gazela Vinho Verde

Name: Gazela Vinho Verde

Type: White
Grape: White Blend
Origin: Portugal
Year: 2007
Producer: Sogrape Vinhos, S.A.
Price: $5.00

I haven’t had a lot of vinho verde so I don’t really know what to expect or how to judge this one very well. It’s not what I expected though. I think it’s technically a still wine but I swear it’s slightly effervescent. When I remove the twist cap it hisses and you can see tiny bubbles. It isn’t so prominent as with a Moscato D’Asti for example, but it’s definitely there which is weird. It’s very light in color like a Pinot Grigio and it has a scent of unripe citrus. That unripe citrus carries through on the flavor and is complemented by some herbal, grassy notes. The flavor seems intentional, though I don’t personally care much for wine that tastes this much like an unripe grapefruit.